It's my favorite shirt, bought right off of English Don in NYC. I had it on on my honeymoon in the Napa valley in 1997. Some fat (really fat) black woman came up to me and said, "I'm really offended by your shirt" I told her, "I'm really offended by your fucking fat lardass and the way you're cracking public property with every step. I can change my shirt but you're in a whole other world of trouble, and anyway this here's the four strokes of an internal combustion engine, it isn't offensive at all."
Picture looks kinda familiar.
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This was in 2004....Nad's hasn't changed his shirt since...
It's my favorite shirt, bought right off of English Don in NYC. I had it on on my honeymoon in the Napa valley in 1997. Some fat (really fat) black woman came up to me and said, "I'm really offended by your shirt" I told her, "I'm really offended by your fucking fat lardass and the way you're cracking public property with every step. I can change my shirt but you're in a whole other world of trouble, and anyway this here's the four strokes of an internal combustion engine, it isn't offensive at all."
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ReplyDeleteGoddamn you davecat, you can be so hurtful!
ReplyDeletelooks like my last family reuinon, cousen jed tat you! I wish I could of been there but had to work for the man!!
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