How is that even possible? Why would she be willing to take a picture with you? Is it a photoshop creation? I've known you for over 25 years and I wouldn't be seen dead with you!
You know her publicist is logging on to check you out right now, wait ... he's ... Googling "Chopperdave"... and...scroll...pictures of bikes...scroll, scroll...Bardahl...scroll..panhea..what the fuck!? pictures of ...oh no...gasp... There he goes! Shit himself. Right in front of the laptop!
Cool.... she is the daughter from Buttermaker!!!
ReplyDeletedude, I was just listening to Death Angel!, tatum who?
ReplyDeleteHow is that even possible? Why would she be willing to take a picture with you? Is it a photoshop creation? I've known you for over 25 years and I wouldn't be seen dead with you!
ReplyDeleteYou know her publicist is logging on to check you out right now, wait ... he's ... Googling "Chopperdave"... and...scroll...pictures of bikes...scroll, scroll...Bardahl...scroll..panhea..what the fuck!? pictures of ...oh no...gasp... There he goes! Shit himself. Right in front of the laptop!
ReplyDeleteDidja do a Samba with her?
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