So, last friday I was getting tattooed by Vicki at
Yer Cheatin Heart Tattoo and we were having a conversation that brought up the fact that I was seeking a unicycle...
then Mike Owens, says, hey I have one in the back, TAKE IT, IT'S YOURS!

so, as you see, the first part of the puzzle has fallen into place...
now i need the second part, (Once I clean it up...)